Little instructions on life - by some of the sweetest

1) Never trust a dog to watch your food.

-Patrick, Age 10

2) When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.

-Matthew, Age 12

3) Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

-Andrew, Age 9

4) Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

- Rocky, Age 9

5) Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.

-Stephanie, Age 8

6) Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

-Rosemary, Age 7

7) Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.

- Lamar, Age 10


8) Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars - when your parents are doing taxes.

- Carrol, Age 9


9) Never bug a pregnant mom.

-Ncholas, Age 11


10) Don't ever be too full for dessert

-Kelly, Age 10


11) When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. ----

-Heather, Age 16

12) Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

-Michael, Age 14


13) Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

-Joel, Age 12


14) When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. –

- Alyesha, Age 13


15) Never try to baptize a cat.

-Laura, Age 13


16) Never spit when on a roller coaster.

- Scott, Age 11


17) Never do pranks at a police station.

-Sam, Age 10


18) Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.

-Rob, Age 10

19) Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.


-Molly, Age 11


20) Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.

-Chelsey, Age 7


21) Stay away from prunes.

-Randy, Age 9


22) Never dare your little brother to paint the family car

-Phillip, Age 13


23) Forget the cake, go for the icing.

-Cynthia, Age 8


24) Remember the two places you are always welcome -church and grandma's house.

- Joanne, Age 11

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