Polish divorce

POLISH DIVORCE A Polish man moved to the UK and married an English girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
--Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
-- It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
-- No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
-- All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
-- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
-- No, I am always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
-- No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
--She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
--I got proof.
What kind of proof?
-- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:
'Polish Remover'.


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