The will

The lawyer was reading out the Will of a rich man to the people
mentioned in the Will:

"To my loving wife, Rose, who stood by me in the rough times, as well
as the good; the house and $2 million.

"To my daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in illness and kept the
business going; the yacht, the business and $1 million.

"And to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I
would not remember him in my Will, you were wrong: Hello, Dan!"



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