Boudreaux

Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell. In anticipation, the
Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux.
When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey, Boudreaux, how do you
like the heat down here?"

Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon
in July."

That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all
the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the
Devil asked him, "NOW, how do you like it down here?"

Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou
Lafourche."

As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that
night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The
whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters.
When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW,
Boudreaux?"

Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one
happy Cajun!

The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one
happy Cajun?!!

Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Super Bowl!"


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