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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

A software proffesional's Love Letter

Sweetheart, I've seen you yesterday while surfing on
local train platform and realized that you are the only
site I was browsing for.
For long time, I’ve been lonely; this has been the bug in
my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.
My life is just uncompelled program without you which never
produces an executable code and hence is useless.

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX
controls are attractive as well. Your smile is so
delightful which encourages me and gives power to me
equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.
When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my
program modules are running smoothly and giving expected
results. /* which I never experienced before */.

With this letter, I just want to convey you that, if we
are linked together, I’ll provide you all objects &
libraries necessary for human being to live a error free
life. Also don't bother about the firewall which may be
created by our parents as I've strong hacking
capabilities by which I'll ultimately break their
security passwords and make them agree for our marriage.
I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your
database so that my connect script will fail. And its
all certain that if this happened to me, my system will
crash beyond recovery.

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all
privileges of your inbox.

- A Software Professional




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