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Sunday, January 27, 2008

R K Laxman cartoon


R K Laxman cartoon, originally uploaded by rovingI.

Recently there have been several incidents in India where movie stars and other influential people have lost control while driving under the influence of alcohol and run over and killed people sleeping on the footpath by the road (homeless people in Indian cities sleep by the side of the road).

Not a single person has been convicted even though six people (including three policemen!) were killed in one incident.

Whilst this reflects poorly on the Indian police and judicial system, it has become so commonplace that this cartoonist sees the funny side of it.

(published in The Times of India dtd 22/11 by cartoonist R K Laxman)

Dormant Indian Sports Infrastructre

Recently BCCI sold the Franchise's of indian premier leauge(IPL) which fetched 7K crores to BCCI that is before it was started but what about the HPL(Hockey premier leauge) do there is this much craze for hockey in india do any company would come forward to take a franchise for that amount ? the answer is no........

Past and Present


Past and Present, originally uploaded by thegreenguy.

ya earlier when there is the bird flue across the country the situation is very different many people doesnt even dared to eat it hence the price of chicken was slashed and after that was gone the situation came to normal state and at prent with the raise of bird flue in west bengal it seems people are stepping back again!

SUSHMETA


SUSHMETA, originally uploaded by Creator 4 U - Hope is Born Again.

my favorite heronine how she is in a cartoon design it really resembles real sushmita is in't it.

Don't disturb...Madam is Busy


Don't disturb...Madam is Busy, originally uploaded by anuragjain.

God how funny this pic is really i love this if the door was kept open in my house our pet cat's used to drink all the milk or accidentaly it spills them on floor how creative this pic is

What u see is what u get


What u see is what u get, originally uploaded by anuragjain.

what do you think ehen you look at thi pic at once dog is a dog it loves the bones wether they are natural or a picture but this stupid dog dont know it was going to die if it hit that then what about the woman she have to struggle to save the dog who know's it may be a danger to herself also so people be careful when you are going to save your pets please take care of your self.

DecimateTribe


DecimateTribe, originally uploaded by thomastoons.

Pilgrim welcomes indians with an unexpected and hilarious message!

Amrita Rao

See how beautiful amrita is even ina cartoon style

War of 1857


War of 1857, originally uploaded by ambrett.

War of 1857
A cartoon from Harpers showing a victorious British general on the attack - with fearful Indian civilians on his left. The violent British campaign waged against the civilian population to enforce their rule in 1857-59 was known to Indians as the "devil's wind". The cartoonist also draws upon the image of the martial Scot perhaps embodied most famously in the Gordon Highlanders.

3..2...1....It's time for Fun !

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram,Gandhiji Jesus..?Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.Teacher to a Sardar : A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,Sardar : I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love YourDaughter.Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Wo RAM ke Mandir me gaya, Ram nekaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhithi.A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your FavouritePastime...? The Priest pats the kids head replys : NUN My ChildNUN....!!Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his PhoneBook said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Nowit is 6610"Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,Banta: Really, what is he studing,Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut hogai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umrakabra khodnemai bitegi..!!Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale,Santa : agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?Banta : Jhooth bol denge ki 2 hi mile the...!!!Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Loveletter to her," I LOVE U SISTER."

Mysterious deaths & Our great Santa !

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care wardwhere Patients always died in the same bedand on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,regardless of their medical condition.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to dowith the supernatural.No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down tothe ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors andnurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselveswhat the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding woodencrosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off evil........Just when the! clock struck 11...and then.....then.....then........then............... Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unpluggedthe life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner !!!!!!

Women ! Handle this thruth

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at theentrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit thestore ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as theshopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You maychoose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up afloor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, awoman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and areextremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgood looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- deadgorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the signreads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men onthis floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossibleto please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exitthe building, and have a nice day!this is for all men for a good laugh and to all the women who canhandle the truth!

The Perfect Husband !!!

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone ona bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function andbegan to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leathercoat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?"WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last yearis back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. Theywill probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at himin astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and asks:--"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"


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