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Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Perfect Husband !!!

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone ona bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function andbegan to talk.Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leathercoat. It's only Rs.1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005models. I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?"WOMAN: "Rs7,00,000"MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last yearis back on the market. They're asking Rs.11,50,000"MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 11,00,000. Theywill probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at himin astonishment, mouths agape.....He smiles and asks:--"Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?"

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