Argument

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

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Economist valentine

Top economist Valentine's Day cards

4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.

3. Let's raise housing starts together.

2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.

1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.

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Sending valentine cards

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.

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I just had a dream about that:valentine's day gift

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".

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Little instructions on life - by some of the sweetest

1) Never trust a dog to watch your food.

-Patrick, Age 10

2) When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.

-Matthew, Age 12

3) Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.

-Andrew, Age 9

4) Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

- Rocky, Age 9

5) Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.

-Stephanie, Age 8

6) Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

-Rosemary, Age 7

7) Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.

- Lamar, Age 10


8) Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars - when your parents are doing taxes.

- Carrol, Age 9


9) Never bug a pregnant mom.

-Ncholas, Age 11


10) Don't ever be too full for dessert

-Kelly, Age 10


11) When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. ----

-Heather, Age 16

12) Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

-Michael, Age 14


13) Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

-Joel, Age 12


14) When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. –

- Alyesha, Age 13


15) Never try to baptize a cat.

-Laura, Age 13


16) Never spit when on a roller coaster.

- Scott, Age 11


17) Never do pranks at a police station.

-Sam, Age 10


18) Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.

-Rob, Age 10

19) Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.


-Molly, Age 11


20) Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.

-Chelsey, Age 7


21) Stay away from prunes.

-Randy, Age 9


22) Never dare your little brother to paint the family car

-Phillip, Age 13


23) Forget the cake, go for the icing.

-Cynthia, Age 8


24) Remember the two places you are always welcome -church and grandma's house.

- Joanne, Age 11

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A Letter to god : A perfect example for indian tax structure

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.

The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little boy was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes ... "


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Thought 4


Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.


The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me." The whole audience including priest started laughing.......... but not the poor groom!

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Thoughts on men : Thought 3

Thought 3

Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?" "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered. "Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?" This is the best!!!

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Thoughts on men : Thought 2

Thought 2

The average man's life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.


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Thoughts on men : Thought 1

Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?


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