seshu babu's highlight joke in my life

i think in our college know about seshu babu sir,i used to stay at hostel during my fist two years of enggneering,this happened when iam in 2-1 sem,
one day iam seriously preparing for the semister examinations,placing a sprite bottle beside me in the study hour,then seshu babu sir came to me and drank some water from the sprite bottle and quickly smashed a line at me that is ."PAWAN you have cheated me",my self and every one of our friends thought that pawan gone out two days back may be he came to know this this thing that is why he made that statement,out of my astonishment he said "i thought this is SPRITE bottle but it is Just water",Goddman,i really felt relaxed with this,i missed a heavy class for hours in the late night,alaughed a lot to satisfy seshu babu sir for his joke.

THE BEST COMPUTER JOKE

How many Windows support staff does it take to change a light bulb? Well, we have an exact copy of your bulb here, and it works fine. Did you check your CONFIG.SYS?
Submitted by: (BILL GATES? Just kidding...)

THE SICKEST JOKE

THE TOP THREE MOST PSYCHO PICK-UP LIES: 3) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR OF WOOD; 2) I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I HAVE NO NOSTRILS; 3) BABY, YOU STOLE MY HEART....THAT'S OK, I HAVE TWO IN THE FRIDGE AT HOME

(Chaz, I really hope you live far far away...)

THE BEST HEADLINE JOKE

Hear about the psychic midget who escaped from jail? Yeah the headlines in the newspaper read "SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE".

THE BEST RIDDLE

If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO", what is the oposite of PROGRESS?


(I'm sure the president is close to getting this one figured out!)

BEST "IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU" JOKE

A man sits down at a resturant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea"

THE BEST ETHNIC JOKE

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

THE BEST ETHNIC JOKE

A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"

THE WORST AND DUMBEST JOKE

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because it doesn't have handle bars!


(Well David there are places where you can get help... but first how many fingers do I have?)

THE WORST JOKE

A boy went into a chip shop and asked for cod and chips the proprietor asked the lad, "Do you want salt'n'vinegar on that?" to which the boy replied "No thanks I've got me bike outside!"