Weight loss program

Weight Loss Program:


There's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
of Nike
running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you
can catch me,
you
can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few
miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
same thing
happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find
he has
lost 10lbs., as promised. He then calls the company and orders their
5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and
there
stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in
his life.
She
is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her
neck
that reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the
door after
her
like a shot! This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while
to
catch her; but when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp
and
wheeze,
so for the next four days, the same routine happens. Much to his
delight,
on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost
another 20lb., as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the
company to order the
7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on
the phone, This
is
our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt
this
good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it, he
finds this huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing
but
pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that read: "I'm Johnny.
If I catch you, you're mine........"



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