The perfect couple

Once upon time a time a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge sack of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children ther perfect couple loaded Santa and thew toys into the car.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately the weather got worse and the perfect couple and Santa Clause had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

QUESTION: Who was the survivor?

Read on to find the answer!



The perfect woman survived. She is the only one that really exists in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!

*Women stop reading here this is the end of the joke.
*Men read on to continue.



So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. That explains why there was a car accident.

*Men continue!



By the way if your a woman, and your still reading, this illustrates another point:

WOMEN NEVER LISTEN!


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