Accident happens !

A man runs into a friend and notices that his car is wrecked and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt, and blood.
He asks his friend, "What happened to your car?"

"Well," the friend responds, "I ran into my ex wife's divorce lawyer."

"OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?"

"Well, I had to chase him all through the park."


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